Think of someone you have a healthy dislike for. And wouldn’t revenge taste a teeny-weenyÂ more sweetÂ to letÂ this person suffer a little? And wouldnâ€™t revenge taste even a little more sweet if it could take place around Christmas time? That ever nagging sister-in-law, that annoyingly narrow-minded aunt or yourÂ Mr. â€˜I-always-have-something-to-complain-about-and-if-not-Iâ€™ll-find-something-to-complain-aboutâ€™ that you have to call uncle, who you have to spend your Christmases with. They simply deserve some proper payback. No worries. We have the answer to your problems. We proudly present the Payback Sweater: an ugly as hell pullover wrappedÂ in an ultimate hipster packaging that makes the recipient believeÂ your intentions areÂ sincere, but actually makes them look like a horseâ€™s arseÂ (sorry horses â€“ you have a point; your arsesÂ get discriminated against way too often, and for nothing). Like a hobbit. It makes them look like a sad, little, smelly hobbit who shouldÂ be tucked away deep in the shire. Revenge can be sweet. Family feudsÂ can be settled for good. And youâ€™ll be the winner. Howâ€™s that for a happy Christmas thought?
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